March 2012
I dont know why this is so funny →
leilockheart:
wowfunniestposts:
this blog is hilarious
xdeadonarrivalx:
littlestarlolo:
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I have 14 WWF games going with you fuckers!
strictlysexxx:
:) :)
I’d like to point out how I first thought you meant WWF like wrestling, then got mad because it’s been WWE for the last 12 years, then got bummed that you meand Words With Friends.
inothernews:
I hope Rick Santorum doesn’t derive pleasure from masturbation, just the sensation of drinking orange juice after brushing with toothpaste.
February 2012
“I like those fancy raincoats you bought. Really sprung for the big bucks.”
– Republican presidential candidate MITT ROMNEY, apparently unimpressed with the rain protection gear of choice worn by NASCAR fans at Monday’s Daytona 500.
He’s gone from gaffe-prone to outright dickish.
(New York Times via Wonkette)
““People are taking the piss out of you everyday. They butt into your life, take...”
– Banksy
(via anoncentral)
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“There’s a law against everything. That’s America.”
– That’s what one cop told an Occupy Wall Street protester last night in Zuccotti Park. Eight of an estimated 30 protesters were arrested, mostly for disorderly conduct. Kind of the anti-‘Wire’, no? (via NY Mag)
You know police officers can park their cars anywhere they want in the fucking city and...
Sweet Like Candy To My Soul: What I think of when... →
sweetupndown:
*applying for Canadian citizenship. *Making sure I have at least an 8 year supply of birth control before November. *Enjoying the days where we aren’t required to attend church, like children are required to attend school. *Frothy fecal matter. *a grown man forcing his children to coddle,…
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A thought...
You know how they say women who room together will end up with their cycles lining up due to hormones or something like that?
I bet the cat has done that to me.
but with sleep.
and this is a terrible idea.
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I need to work on my a sleep schedule. Till a little while ago I’d slept maybe 10 hours in 4 days, I finally crashed around noon of day 5 and woke up about 7am day 6. Oof. I have no clue how my body can handle this shit. I’m so damn stiff it’s ridiculous.
“Sadly the propaganda campaign launched in the 1960s has taken root. The radical...”
– Republican presidential candidate RICK SANTORUM, writing in his 2005 book It Takes A Family, essentially saying that women have no role in the workplace.
They’re just good for heterosexual sex, making babies and cleaning up the house, right, Rick?
Amazingly, about half of half of the country is...
